what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass
Girls are evil for this right here.
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing
Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
do you know why feminism has a horrible image?
i’ll let you in on a secret here, it’s because people hate women
cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now